January 2011
50 posts
December 2010
55 posts
Why be an angel when I can play God?
– Demi Moore (Charlie’s Angels 2)
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
lucyintheskyy:
They’re like Chinese people! They’re yellow and they work! AND...
– Kristy Lam (on Despicable Me’s minions)
Texting Channie upstairs because I thought he...
Nathalie: Are you coming?
Channie: To where?
Nathalie: Mandy's casa!
Channie: I'm downstairs!
Catchphrase 5
Tommy: What do you put in the toaster?
Someone: TOAST!
Tommy: ... wait, who said toast?
Catchphrase 4
Tommy: Women put this on before they go swimming.
Kevin: Make-up! Oh, wait...
Catchphrase 3
James: Troy belongs in this kind of Olympics.
Alexis: SPECIAL!
Catchphrase 2
Nam: What a woman makes for you!
Kevin: A baby!
Jamesy: A SANDWICH!
Catchphrase 1
Nam: You have this in the morning.
Lilian: Morning sickness!
You can be very wild and still be very wise.
– Yoko Ono (via eatingmadalenas)
the amazing moment when you and your best friend...
wongawonga:
devalexwg:
-timetowin:
LOL DIS.
TWIN MOMENT!
And laugh at the same time!
Heat Sensitive Paint
-jasmineblu:
Turn up the heat and your wallpaper starts to blossom. Here where the radiator is off…
…. and now on.
Pictures:
Show people how you feel by touching the painting.
Calendar:
The ink fades away with the day
51 - 75
The long overdue third set of 25 facts. I’m done after this one.
51.) I really really really do want to be taller. I’m 5’0” (actually 4’11 3/4 according to my doctor, but FUCK THAT, I am 5’0”!), and I want to reach 5’2”. But honestly, I’m 5’7” in my daydreams. I don’t think I’ll ever be content with my...
Ysabel, it’s ugly sweater day, not be ugly day!
– Justine Ipac
In math class, we had to factor an equation, and...
Mrs. Ervin: Wow, you guys are advanced!
Katlyn Douglas: OH, she's funny!
If you stare long enough, it looks like a paragraph!
– Tia Austin
There wasn’t even much to clean. I even fucking washed a door!
– Katlyn Douglas
Judy, Jessica, Justine, and I were in Justine's...
Judy: Hey, who's that guy going up to cars?
Justine: LOCK THE DOORS.
Mr. Cegavske: Have you guys heard of the book called The Jungle? Jeremy: I’ve heard of the Jungle Book!
Jenny: Hey, what's your name?
Christian: What am I?
Jenny: No, no. I know you're a human. But what's your name?
Christian: I'm Christian.
Jenny: Oh, is that your religion?
Christian: What...?
Ciera: Kiss my bass.
Judy: Shut your trout!